01. Your Name: Ianto Jones. 02. Are we friends? I certainly like to think so, and I hope you would agree. 03. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? You're well aware. 04. Would you kiss me? Is that a hypothetical, a request, or an order? I enjoy being pedantic. 05. ...with tongue? See above. 06. Would you enjoy it? I wonder if this counts as harrassment? 07. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? Now, Captain, I ask you out all the time. I only take you to the nicest Weevil sightings, alien invasions, hostage situations... 08. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Were I alone with you in the cinema, I imagine you'd be the first to 'make a move'. 09. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I played rugby in school. 10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? This implies that I don't take care of you when you're well. 11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Then you'd be the only mysterious one in the office and we couldn't have that, could we? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Certainly. Glove's off, that sort of thing. The rumor would no doubt be true, but I don't mind. 13. Do you think I'm a good person? No. I know you are. Sometimes I'm uncertain about things, but not that. I understand now. 14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Yours is rather small, but yes. (Yes, sir, I went there.) 15. Do you think I'm hot? I think you're a bastard with an overblown ego, but other than that... 16. Would you call me just because? Might do. 17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? I'd prefer listening to problems that don't involve me. 18. If you could change anything about me, would you? No. That isn't my place. 19. Would you have sex with me? Right now? 20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? My boss is a taskmaster, never gives time off. Always at the office, I am. 21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? Your ability to fish for compliments via internet memes. 22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? If you'd truly like me to, I'll think about it. 23. What's the one thing you didn't get to do in 2007 you wanted to do? Something normal-- a curry and a film, maybe. Something with no aliens, no Torchwood.
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Date: 2008-01-08 04:42 pm (UTC)02. Are we friends? I certainly like to think so, and I hope you would agree.
03. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? You're well aware.
04. Would you kiss me? Is that a hypothetical, a request, or an order? I enjoy being pedantic.
05. ...with tongue? See above.
06. Would you enjoy it? I wonder if this counts as harrassment?
07. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? Now, Captain, I ask you out all the time. I only take you to the nicest Weevil sightings, alien invasions, hostage situations...
08. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Were I alone with you in the cinema, I imagine you'd be the first to 'make a move'.
09. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I played rugby in school.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? This implies that I don't take care of you when you're well.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Then you'd be the only mysterious one in the office and we couldn't have that, could we?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Certainly. Glove's off, that sort of thing. The rumor would no doubt be true, but I don't mind.
13. Do you think I'm a good person? No. I know you are. Sometimes I'm uncertain about things, but not that. I understand now.
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Yours is rather small, but yes. (Yes, sir, I went there.)
15. Do you think I'm hot? I think you're a bastard with an overblown ego, but other than that...
16. Would you call me just because? Might do.
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? I'd prefer listening to problems that don't involve me.
18. If you could change anything about me, would you? No. That isn't my place.
19. Would you have sex with me? Right now?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? My boss is a taskmaster, never gives time off. Always at the office, I am.
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? Your ability to fish for compliments via internet memes.
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? If you'd truly like me to, I'll think about it.
23. What's the one thing you didn't get to do in 2007 you wanted to do? Something normal-- a curry and a film, maybe. Something with no aliens, no Torchwood.