[A Better Announcement] It Has to Be Done

[onlysayinghello]

[This is in response to this]

Apparently My Lady has opted to throw a party for all the females of... the WORLD, and has excluded men from this event. Clearly the last thing women in their underwear want is our presence. What were we thinking. So I'll be hosting a party to counter that one. Guys only. Same date. June 15th. Drop the hens off there and come have a smoke or drink and deal a round of cards.



[ooc: clarification. I said Jack wasn't allowed to start any new threads until he'd finished the old ones. He argued how can it be his month if he's not allowed to play? I narrowed my gaze. He smiled. Well... I'm sure you all know how well that went. Anyway this'll be entertaining to see how I can manage running this and attending Reinette's as well as any.. potential... chaos. Also verse specific for my own brain? I'm making this CT-verse Jack just so it's easier for me to balance that while Reinette is having her party he's having his as fair play. Trust me guys night in any other verse would not be an open party. It'd be either him and Adam, or him and the Doctor. This makes it more... open? Sure! But even still please bring whoever you want, Jack claims he'll be as flexible as ever!]

ETA:[moar ooc: I swear. the only ONLY reason I said it was CT Jack cause it was funnier in my head for him to counter his "girlfriends" party with his own. Like fair play. That said? It's still a very much open verse. Even within this post's comments he's being very much a "keeping all verses in mind" and I don't want someone to worry about "which verse" they fit into. The notation was mostly for my own brain as far as future potential for CT prompts. Jack says "IF YOU BRING THEM I WILL..." and I go DO NOT finish that sentence. This extra OOC is all Zara's IANTO'S fault. :P haaa!! TAKE THAT IANTO!]

Comments

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Think the hostess will let you slide, eh? Or are you assuming one of the girls will smuggle you in somehow? Maybe someone well-endowed hiding you down the front of her teddy or something? *giggles*

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

Oh... I think you're missing my point. Even if I'm not allowed at the other party? I can still flirt at the one I'll be at.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Oh, no FAIR!!! See, now you have to let me come to your party. That's totally mean to have guy-on-guy action going when I'm not there to film and take Polaroids.

You're a fiend. I may have to stop speaking to you for a whole...five minutes or something.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

Oh Rian, how did you *not* know this about me?

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

I didn't!!! Dude, if I had known I would have been doing little dream pairings and shoving pretty boys at you left and right, just for my own personal amusement!! Brother man, if you only knew anything about the reptilian shapeshifters I hang out with...men, women, and most of them very flexible. All of them HOT.

Fiend. You. Evil to the core. Make that ten minutes.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

Rian, my pretty pretty thing. I am pansexual, omni-available, ever accepting of pretty much anyone and everything that the universe can send my way.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

I'm so gonna set you up with someone. I swear to God.

And flattery will get you nowhere, buster...'pretty pretty thing' indeed. I'm spoken for. And he's totally hotter than you, anyway. So there.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

Trust me Rian, you won't be able to make me a better offer than what I already have. in any verse

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

I hope to God you were talking about my offer to fix you up. Being that you're all pansexual-ified and a huge man-tart, it's hard to tell. I make shifty eyes at you, yon man-tart.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

Rian, I'm pretty much spoken for in every verse and he so does not need another one, but I do appreciate the thought.

Man-Tart? That is oddly... odd.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a flirt, and I'm clearly not allowed to watch any more SWINGTOWN.

Yeah, man-tart! Male version of a tart? I would have called you a man-strumpet, but it sounds less like a wanton stud and more like some odd kind of musical instrument.

Maybe man-trollop? Hmmm...

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

I am a flirt, and I've been well documented throughout history for it as well. It's shameful, really I'm horrible.

You're the journalista. You figure it out, I'll take your word on it.