[A Better Announcement] It Has to Be Done

[onlysayinghello]

[This is in response to this]

Apparently My Lady has opted to throw a party for all the females of... the WORLD, and has excluded men from this event. Clearly the last thing women in their underwear want is our presence. What were we thinking. So I'll be hosting a party to counter that one. Guys only. Same date. June 15th. Drop the hens off there and come have a smoke or drink and deal a round of cards.



[ooc: clarification. I said Jack wasn't allowed to start any new threads until he'd finished the old ones. He argued how can it be his month if he's not allowed to play? I narrowed my gaze. He smiled. Well... I'm sure you all know how well that went. Anyway this'll be entertaining to see how I can manage running this and attending Reinette's as well as any.. potential... chaos. Also verse specific for my own brain? I'm making this CT-verse Jack just so it's easier for me to balance that while Reinette is having her party he's having his as fair play. Trust me guys night in any other verse would not be an open party. It'd be either him and Adam, or him and the Doctor. This makes it more... open? Sure! But even still please bring whoever you want, Jack claims he'll be as flexible as ever!]

ETA:[moar ooc: I swear. the only ONLY reason I said it was CT Jack cause it was funnier in my head for him to counter his "girlfriends" party with his own. Like fair play. That said? It's still a very much open verse. Even within this post's comments he's being very much a "keeping all verses in mind" and I don't want someone to worry about "which verse" they fit into. The notation was mostly for my own brain as far as future potential for CT prompts. Jack says "IF YOU BRING THEM I WILL..." and I go DO NOT finish that sentence. This extra OOC is all Zara's IANTO'S fault. :P haaa!! TAKE THAT IANTO!]

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[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

I'll be there, unless you'd prefer I stay to keep an eye on the Hub.

And of course, if there's any shopping you'd like me to see to...

ooc: WAY TO SINGLE ME OUT, MAN. :(

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

The HUB can handle itself. You deserve a night away Ianto, I think we all do.

You know better than I do what to get probably. Feel free to do whatever it is that you do that makes everything seem like it was hardly work for you but really gives you a headache I'm sure.

[ooc: tell Ianto it's all his fault for feeling left out before!]

[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

Far be it from me to argue with that. I'll reroute all alarms to our sundry mobile devices, just in case the world should decide to need saving at an inopportune moment.

That would be the same thing I do every day, then. Consider it done.

ooc: You know, I am perfectly comfortable with blaming Ianto.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

The world should just learn to stay saved. But thanks Ianto.

I know. It's great.

[ooc: aaaand blame shifted to Ianto!]

[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

If only. Perhaps we ought to look into obedience training.

Oh, the things I do for you. You're lucky you're charming, Captain Jack Harkness.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure we'd have to start with house training it.

I am quite that aren't I.

[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

Yes, and we all know who would be in charge of that.

Don't let it get to your head. I could become immune to it at any moment.

[imatwat.livejournal.com]

I'll be there with bells on.

And no, I am not going to keep an eye on the hub or do your shopping or shoe-shining for you.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you'll wear more than bells.

I might need my coat cleaned, are you sure you can't just pick it up Owen?

[imatwat.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it's where I wear the bells that's the fun part.

Right. Would you also like me to tuck you in, burp you and wipe your bloody arse for you too?

[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Owen. You always know just the mental image I need.

[imatwat.livejournal.com]

Glad to oblige.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

And leave it up to you to class up the place Owen.

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

If I paste on a fake beard will you let me in the back door, mate o' mine?

I'll take poker over chic flicks any day.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

Oh Ace. I believe Sarah Jane is planning on bringing cards to Reinette's affair.

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

They're going to do something naff like play for pretzels. And they're all planning to run around all night in their underwear. I don't get it. Do you know what kind of pansy dares they come up with at a party like that?

You know your party's going to be better, Jack.

[imatwat.livejournal.com]

I vote for letting her in.

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

I've got Owen in my corner, you know it's got to be a good idea.

*grins*

Thanks Owen.

[imatwat.livejournal.com]

Not many people can pull off saying 'naff' and 'pansy' and still sound as hot as hell(excluding myself, of course). So you are welcome.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

I do realize my party will be better, but I happen to recall seeing some tricks you were planning on playing on the Doctor? You know we won't be wasting our time with that right?

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

Oh please, I was only trying to liven things up a bit.

Besides there's no point in playing tricks if he's going to be at your place.

I'll bring hyper vodka.

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

If the girls will swap that Dean kid in for you out? I'd say it'd be a good exchange. Besides this party already has one dead guy. Owen.

[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

Really, Jack. Quaint little categories?

[onlysayinghello.livejournal.com]

I'm putting it under advisement Ianto. Dean wants into Reinette's party and there's some fuss about a dying man's wish. Is Owen going to plea for a dead man's wish?

We should just swap. Dean for Ace.

[hofficoffi.livejournal.com]

I agree.

Surely even women can recognize a reasonable solution?